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folklore

Legends whisper of a noble and enigmatic species that has thrived for centuries, hidden from the prying eyes of mankind. These towering beings, known as SolSquatch, embody a remarkable connection to nature and possess wisdom forged by their wildly free existence.

Within the tribe, or fumilia, a harmonious bond exists between every member. They communicate through a sophisticated language of guttural inflections of a sound that can only be described as “FUMFUM”, subtle gestures, and an intricate system of footprints left in the forest floor—a language unintelligible to outsiders. This profound connection extends not only between members of the Fumilia but also to the diverse flora and fauna that share their sacred territory.

Through their extraordinary agility and unmatched knowledge of the terrain, the SolSquatch Fumilia has become guardians of the wilderness. They ensure its preservation by balancing the delicate ecosystem and protecting it from harm, including the limiting of encroachment by humanity. They possess an innate ability to navigate dense forests and treacherous mountain ranges, relying on their immense strength, heightened senses, and unparalleled tracking skills to defend their realm.

While sightings of SolSquatch remain rare and shrouded in mystery, those fortunate enough to catch a glimpse speak of a majestic presence, exuding an aura of profound tranquility. Their existence is a testament to the resilience and adaptability of nature, serving as a reminder of the hidden wonders that lie beyond the grasp of human understanding.

 

the optimists

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Please pardon our virtual dust! We're still tinkering back here.
Please pardon our virtual dust! We're still tinkering back here.